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I don't have the words...
Fuzzy sent me a link to this video: I really don't even know what to say about it. I actually watched the whole thing. I've long been of the opinion that, if you took all of the time that people have used to create things like this, and devoted Read More...
Another Saturday Night...
I really hate that fucking song. Come to think of it, I've developed a strong distaste for a lot of the "Oh-woe-is-me:-I'm-lonely-tonight-and-I-wish-I-had-a-nice-girl-who-could-bake-while-I'm-out-with-my-chums" style songs of the Read More...
The life of a developer
I just got home. Ok, that's not strictly accurate. I got home about 20 minutes ago. Before I sat down at the computer, I took a shower because, well, I needed it. Without getting into too much detail, I'm the tester for Komponent Y on Feature Read More...
Aw, fuck it
I've given up on Ubuntu Linux for now. No matter what I do, the title bars, control buttons, and frames of the windows disappear shortly after I enable Compiz Fusion. I've seen all of the suggested fixes for this, and none of them work. So, with Read More...
Pirates
As the jolly and well-adjusted person that I am, you can probably assume that I love a good parade. The large crowds of cheering people, the children running rampant through the streets, and the goddamned assholes on the fucking floats who think that Read More...
I have people skills! Don't you understand that? What the hell is the matter with you people?
People have often told me that I have fairly good people skills, and that I get along well with others. This is amazing in and of itself because I typically detest other members of the so-called Human race, and try to avoid them whenever possible. Especially Read More...
On Thin Ice
I don't typically talk about politics on my blog because I really don't like getting into it. I think that it divides people in a very damaging way, and destroys otherwise tight friendships. That being said, I have to mention this. GWB pardoned Read More...
Vicodin and Blowjobs 4TW!
I had to go to see yet another doctor this morning because I was out of Vicodin and wasn't allowed any refills. For those of you keeping score at home, this is doctor #4.5: 2 hand specialists 1 primary care this one and the urgent care chick, who Read More...
An Open Letter to a Really Short Asian Girl
Dearest Short Asian Girl (because that should really narrow this down...), I'd like to take a moment to remind you that you are, in fact, a short and light-weight person. At your amazing stature of 5'0", and a weight that couldn't have Read More...
Not to be elitist or anything...
There's a post on Craigslist tonight from a girl searching for a man with an IQ somewhere between 125 and 135 so that she can find "someone at [her] own level." For greater clarity as to why I'm posting this, here's the text of Alberta Read More...