How I Spent My Wednesday Night
Emmi is out of town for the latter part of this week, so once again, I am temporarily a bachelor of sorts.
Now, you might ask yourself "Mike - how do you spend your time now that you're temporarily a bachelor of sorts?", but that would be stupid of you. You should be asking me, because I know the answer to that question. If you're asking yourself, you'll either already know the answer, or you'll never get an answer. Idiot.
So, I spent last night hiring and killing prostitutes, and then stealing cash from their limp, lifeless, and broken bodies.
No, really. In GTA4, if you hire a prostitute and then kill her when she's done, you can get your money back, and occasionally a little bit more.
So, remember kids: Need money? Kill a whore and get some more!