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How I Spent My Wednesday Night

Emmi is out of town for the latter part of this week, so once again, I am temporarily a bachelor of sorts.

Now, you might ask yourself "Mike - how do you spend your time now that you're temporarily a bachelor of sorts?", but that would be stupid of you.  You should be asking me, because I know the answer to that question.  If you're asking yourself, you'll either already know the answer, or you'll never get an answer.  Idiot.

So, I spent last night hiring and killing prostitutes, and then stealing cash from their limp, lifeless, and broken bodies.

No, really.  In GTA4, if you hire a prostitute and then kill her when she's done, you can get your money back, and occasionally a little bit more.

So, remember kids:  Need money?  Kill a whore and get some more!

Posted: Thursday, July 24, 2008 3:26 PM by mikey

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fuzzy said:

That's easily the best moral I've ever heard.

# July 24, 2008 4:19 PM

mikey said:

There were a few alternate endings I had ready, too:

* Low on cash?  Cap dat snatch!

* Money doesn't grow on trees, but hookers do!

* For your consideration, prostitutes often possess large amounts of cash, due to the sordid nature of their profession.  If you're low on funds, you may be wise to put aside your moral impulses and relieve a prostitute of her life, while making a small amount of money in the process.

Yeah, that last one wasn't very funny.

# July 24, 2008 5:24 PM
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