Not Thirsty
I've been sober for a year.
Wel, not totally sober - I've had a beer every now and then, but compared to the amount that I used to drink it's hardly worth mentioning. In all honestly, I could probably count the number of beers I've had in the last year on one hand (using base-2).
I say that I've been sober for a year because I haven't been drunk for a year. And compared to how often I used to be drunk, that's something worth mentioning.