Vicodin and Blowjobs 4TW!
I had to go to see yet another doctor this morning because I was out of Vicodin and wasn't allowed any refills.
For those of you keeping score at home, this is doctor #4.5:
- 2 hand specialists
- 1 primary care
- this one
- and the urgent care chick, who only counts as half a doctor
So, I go in this morning and start talking to the new doc. She reviewed my file, and asked me about the nature of the pain, and why I'd been to so many doctors. She'd actually missed one from the list, so I corrected her. Then she looked at me with a very worried look on her face and said "So... why do you need me?"
"Dr. Groogree [name changed, obviously] is gone until tomorrow, and I need more Vicodin."
"Oh, thank God. I thought you were going to ask me to figure out what's wrong with you. :: whew! :: Here's your perscription. Good luck with getting this figured out."
And no - this post has nothing to do with blowjobs, but I liked the way the title sounded.