Being All Mushy...
This is a one-sided IM conversation I had with my friend, Lance
He has been one of my best friends since I was a freshman in High School... that's like what? 8? 9 years?
I really wouldn't be the person that I am today if it weren't for him. He is a kind, and helpful soul, dispite hating everyone else with a pulse.
Lance, I am truely honored by the choice you've made. Let's get your party wrapped up soon, so the plans can get finalized - perhaps a conference call, or maybe a group e-mail? Whatever you want, tiger. It's your night.
Mefus Moron () says (12:36 AM):
Lance - I'm pretty sure that I'm under the influence of this or that right now, but I really wanted to tell you that I am very thankful for you opportunity you've given me as your best man. I am honored - seriously - and I will not let you down. you have been one of my best friends through everything. I've bitched to you about one girl, while crying on your shoulder about another.
Mefus Moron () says (12:36 AM):
You are the reason that I'm still alive after New Years '00.
Mefus Moron () says (12:37 AM):
And I will never forget it.
Mefus Moron () says (12:37 AM):
You are a fantastic friend. And I am honred that you would want me ot share this expreince with you. Trust me. i will make this go flawlessly out of respect for you.
Mefus Moron () says (12:38 AM):
I love you, dude. You're my brother. For always.
Mefus Moron () says (12:38 AM):
but also, you smell like curry. So, you know, use some soap.
Mefus Moron () says (12:39 AM):
preferably in the face.