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February 2007 - Posts

Corruptio optimi pessima
I've added a CAPTCHA control to the comments section to help get rid of some of the comment spam I've seen since I enabled anonymous comments. Now you'll have to type in a number that you see in a graphic before your comment can be posted. Read More...
Chicken Fried Rice
When we last left our heroes, they were just leaving a lesbian bar that they has accidentally stumbled into. I really can't understand why some of the lesbians gave us such dirty looks - I mean, we were all after the same thing. Anyway, we left Rug Munchies, or whatever that place was called, on a quest to find booze. It was nearly 11:00pm and we hadn't had anything to drink yet. We walked back and forth across the streets looking for a place that served alcohol, which shouldn't have been difficult to find, but it was. One of the places we stopped and Marc's behest was actually a sushi bar - and no, I'm not talking about the lesbian bar again. We continued our quest, and wandered aimlessly. We walked past a place called "Purr" which had some good music playing, and looked like a fun place to hang out. Luckily, Pedro had spent some time that day researching Cap Hill and had read that Purr was a gay bar, so we skipped it. After all, we're self-respecting alcoholics - we wouldn't be seen in a gay bar. Read More...
Take me out to the black - tell them I ain't commin' back...
Fuzzy came out to visit this weekend, if you hadn't already known that from reading his blog. Our mutual friend, Pedro (who's real name is Jason), was going to be in Seattle this weekend, and was able to convince Marc that he should fly in from Read More...
Dividing by zero
A little over a year and three months ago, I started a project. It was me. It was my health, and my self esteem. It was my happiness. After about 20 weeks of working on this project, things were going really well. I had lost nearly 60 lbs, my blood pressure Read More...
Happy Valentine's Day. Wait... what?
Marc says (12:57 PM): sir, are you aware that what you're doing is illegal? Squiggly Von Bumbletrumbin says (12:59 PM): are you aware that what you're doing is stupid? Marc says (12:59 PM): I don't appreciate your tone, sir. Marc says (1:00 Read More...
The A B Cs of shit you don't care about.
A) The age you lost your virginity? 18 B) Birthday? Yes - I've got one. Thanks. C) Dream Car Delorean. D) Dad's Name? David E) Easiest person to make you laugh? What does that actually mean? Like, who was the easiest person I know who also made Read More...
Making my mother cry
I hung some pictures tonight. A picture of my mom and I - years ago - on my birthday. A picture of mom and I at the Chicago Zoo this previous year. A picture of my dad and I working on an Apple II - generally throught to be my first computer.. And a picture Read More...
About Me - About You
Time: 11:51pm (followed by some revisions around 6am the next morning) FullName ? Reverend Michael David Paul Jimmy Skippy Kolitz What are you most afraid of? lots: Professional Failure. I'm afraid of charging the apex of the mountain, only to find Read More...
I don't care who you are
Laeren just notified me that anonymous commenting was apparently turned off on my blog. I really had no idea, but that would explain the low number of comments I've been getting. I think they're back on now. Read More...
Experimentation: Aero style
I'm experimenting with different themes on here... This is the Windows Vista AERO style, which I kind of like. I'm trying to do CSS-y things to make it look better, but I'm failing as you can plainly tell from the title text. Consider this Read More...
Things I Shouldn't Do: #2.1x10^7
I shouldn't buy this . Nope. Totally shouldn't buy it. I have no business buying something like this. At all. It wouldn't look good on my wall, above my fireplace, and it certainly wouldn't adequately replace the TV and entertainment center Read More...
Not to be elitist or anything...
There's a post on Craigslist tonight from a girl searching for a man with an IQ somewhere between 125 and 135 so that she can find "someone at [her] own level." For greater clarity as to why I'm posting this, here's the text of Alberta Read More...
Quote of the day
"I guess I became kinda 'city' when I moved to Indiana..." Read More...
Something is wrong in my head
My insomnia has been getting progressively worse over the last few weeks, so I've been making sure to take my Ambien in what is proving to be a futile attempt at a good night's sleep. One of the purely disconcerting effects of Ambien is what I Read More...