I have captured the human for meat testing! Praise me! PRAISE ME!!!
Get this table off my back and you can help me make a pact.
We'll sketch out all our dreams and write down our elaborate schemes.
We could clone ourselves - despite what they might say - and put them up on an immortal shelf and save them for a rainy day.
Come on, come on.
Let's hear that laugh before I make a sound again.
Invest yourself in one more trance.
It's an uncomplicated jest, that locks you in with all the rest.
Well, it strangles all the mood and it keeps you here subdued.
We could sneak out the back way, though it looks just like the entrance.
Yes, it's important what they might say; they all stay put with a vengeance.
Come on, come on.
Let's hear that laugh before I make a sound again.
Invest yourself in one more trance.
Darling, it's on, it's on; it's always on.
I know that's what you've found, my friend.
Subject yourself to this new true Hollywood romance.
Well you look like Greta Garbo with a 1960s shag.
I look like a young Marlon Brando all dressed up in drag.
You're so daring so dashing; your skin's the shiniest star.
It's so brilliantly smashing when I sing:
La lala la la la lala
Come on, come on.
Let's hear that laugh before I make a sound again.
Invest yourself in one more trance.
Darling, it's on, it's on; it's always on.
I know that's what you've found, my friend.
Subject yourself to this new true Hollywood romance.
"True Hollywood Romance" - Common Rotation
Random moments from the day:
- I was in a meeting this morning with a few people planning out the management story for our product. The test manager was apparently bored, as he fashioned a crude paper airplane out of one of the documents we were discussing, and threw it across the room. When we all turned to look, he had a look of pure shock on his face, as if he'd really either not expected the plane to fly, or not expected us to notice it.
- For some reason, a mocha with three shots of espresso gave me an amazing caffiene buzz this morning.
- Holly decided to cancel her pre-existing plans and spend the evening with me instead. We went and looked at puppies (though, PetsMart doesn't actually carry puppies, it seems), and then went to Best Buy and looked at DVDs and the requisite players for said DVDs. Somehow, we made it over into the refrigerator section (you know... planning for our future house together, I guess) and saw this terrible monstrosity - there was a fridge with an information appliance built into the ice dispenser, so that you could see how warm it was in whatever location you programmed it to display.
Now, I'm a big fan of Information Everywhere, and I thought that was pretty cool, but the fridge also had a fucking TV built into it. Have we really gotten to the point where we can't miss a millisecond of American Fucking Idol so we have to embed a goddamned TV in the fridge? Apparently so.
- We went back to Holly's place, and lay on her bed for a while. She fell asleep (this is a pattern - I must be pretty boring), and I stayed awake for a bit. I couldn't help but notice our glasses sitting next to each other on her nightstand. I thought it would make a cute picture.
- I even like how this girl snores. That's gotta be a sign.
- When I got up to leave, she started awake and swore up and down that she hadn't fallen asleep, so I shouldn't leave yet. Adorable.