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June 2006 - Posts

Oodles and Oodles of Noodles
This is damned funny. So is this , but... ugh... wow. (Thanks to Holly for sending me both of these.) Read More...
Otters are cute. Seriously.
It's been a fantastic weekend. You all should have been there, because that would have been fun. I'm actually trying to see how many times I can use the word 'been' before I get to any significant content. Ok, I'm done with that now. So, Holly and I took Read More...
'Moose' is a funny word
Yeah - as you may have guessed, this post has nothing to do with mooses. I really just like making posts with titles that are wretchedly misleading. You've probably all noticed that by now. I have knees. I do have some news that I'd like to announce, Read More...
I have captured the human for meat testing! Praise me! PRAISE ME!!!
Get this table off my back and you can help me make a pact. We'll sketch out all our dreams and write down our elaborate schemes. We could clone ourselves - despite what they might say - and put them up on an immortal shelf and save them for a rainy day. Read More...
WHY is there BACON in the SOAP!?!
It's been a pretty awesome week/weekend combination, if I do say so myself. Though, it had nothing to do with bacon or soap, or any sort of mutant, half-breed, love child that would result from the mixture of the two. I just liked the title. I spent a Read More...
What of the BBGCasts?!
Kids, There's something that your mother and I have to tell you. Not only are you going to have a little baby brother or sister BBGCast to play with really soon, but you'll have another one shortly after that. Holy Shit! So here's the deal. We need things Read More...
Contrecoup
It's been a long time since I've posted love-lorn, twisted, and/or cryptic song lyrics on my blog. So as not to disappoint: You know what's wrong with me You know phrenology You saw my injury You can tell just by looking at my skull Contrecoup, on the Read More...