More of that meme crap
What curse word do you use the most?
I use "fuck" pretty fucking frequently.
Do you own an iPod?
No, I don't. I'm not a fucking clone.
Who on your Myspace “Top 8” do you talk to the most?
Ashley, I think.
What time is your alarm clock set for?
It has two alarms. One set for 8:45, the other for 9:45. It all depends on when I feel like waking up.
What color is your room?
Pseudo-white.
Flip flops or sneakers?
Sneakers. I only wear flip-flops (I prefer to call them "sandals" because it's more manly, though) when I'm in my bath robe.
Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Up until recently, take the picture. Now I like having my picture taken again.
What was the last movie you watched?
Trainspotting.
Do any of your friends have children?
Just one.
Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Yeah, but they were just jealous of my ability to make it look like I was working when I wasn't.
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
I used to take Ambien to go to sleep... but then I started taking it for entertainment purposes. I don't do either anymore.
What CD is currently in your CD player?
What's a CD?
Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Skim, plain ol' white milk.
Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I know lots of secrets. Like this one: Go eat a dick.
Have you ever given someone a hickey?
Yeah, but not for a while.
Who was the last person to call you?
I have no bloody idea.
Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Well, since I do it to them, it only makes sense that they do it to me, now doesn't it?
Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Still do.
How many siblings do you have?
Two.
Are you shy around the opposite sex?
Somewhat. I'm getting better, though.
What movie do you know every line to?
I don't think there are any that I know all the lines to anymore.
Do you own any band t-shirts?
Out of an extensive collection that I once had, I have one They Might Be Giants shirt remaining.
What is your favorite salad dressing?
Ranch, but I really only have oil and vinegar anymore.
Do you read for fun?
I only read on the can. If you call that "fun"...
Do you cry a lot?
No.
Who was the last person to text message you?
Marc.
Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
An assortment of both.
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo?
I've got all I need, thanks.
What is the weather like?
Shitty
Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Yeah... no.
Is sex before marriage wrong?
Yeah... no.
When was the last time you slept on the floor?
A long-ass time ago. I don't even remember.
How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
Define "function." I typically get by on around five.
Are you in love or lust?
Both.
Are your days full and fast-paced?
A little from column A, little from column B.
Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
Yep.
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
1A. And also, 11010.
Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Quite.
Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yeah. It was ass. Ass with Bugs Bunny.
Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
It depends on the person.
Do you like Cottage Cheese?
Yeah. I do. How many more of these questions are there? Why do I even do these things? I always get sick of them about half way through.
Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
I start on my side, and wind up on my tummy. What a stupid fucking word.
Have you ever bid for something on eBay?
Yeah, I have. It was joyous.
Do you enjoy giving hugs?
Sometimes. I have an pretty large personal bubble, which kind of gets in the way.
What song did you last sing out loud?
I don't remember.
What is your favorite TV show?
"House M.D."
Which celebrity dead or alive would you want to have lunch with?
Hunter S. Thompson
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
The last time I ate butterflies.
What one thing do you wish you had?
More than one thing.
Favourite lyrics?
Look straight at the coming disaster - realize what you've lost.
You keep handing out horseshoes. Horseshoes have got to be tossed.