Just being a dick
I was IMing with one of my friends - Mark - today, and was pretty much being a dick. He's studying for his Computer Science finals, and I kept asking him nonsense questions, like "what's an 'of'?".
Finally, I got tired of typing, so I just wrote this:
while (Mark.Response.Length > 0)
{
string[] foo = Mark.Response.Split(' ');
Random r = new Random();
Console.WriteLine(
"What's a(n) '{0}'?",
foo[r]
);
}
Mark - without missing a beat - responded:
You forgot this:
using System.Asshole;
And yes. I know this won't compile for a number of reasons. Just laugh, you fuckers.