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Another win for percussive maintenance

I was at the gym tonight and accidentally dropped my Portable Media Center on the ground.  Now, this shouldn't be a problem - the device appears to be pretty rugged, and I've been told by a coworker that his continues to work with no issues, even when his children "perform handstands" with it.  So I wasn't worried.

Eventually, I got on the stairclimber and wanted to use my PMC, so I hit the power button - like you do - and ... nothing happened.

"Huh."  I said.

Again, I hit the power button.  No response. 

I removed the battery and reinserted it.  No response. I pushed all the buttons on the device to see if any of them had any effect.  There was none.

"Huh."  I said.

I climbed down from the stair climber, gathered my belongings, and went to the front desk where I requisitioned a paperclip to soft-reset the device.  In a furor of activity, the screen illuminated, and the "Whoopty Fuck Windows Mobile" screen came on.  (I would pay good money for a ROM hack that would let me make the screen actually say that...) 

Satisfied that my investment was sound, I pressed the power button to turn the device off.  It didn't.

"Huh."  I said.

Again, I pressed all the buttons on the gadget, but there was no love.  All of them were unresponsive.

Time passed, and I came home with the intention of taking the device apart to see what screw had come loose.  As I was loostening the first screw, it occured to me that I had yet to try the golden rule of tech support - the Soap Opera Special - Percussive Maintenance.

Realizing that the original problem was caused by the device whacking itself on the floor, I soft reset it, waited for it to boot, and tested the buttons again.  No response.  So I whacked the little bastard against wall a few times.

Lo, and behold, the buttons work.

"Huh."  I said.

Posted: Sunday, February 26, 2006 11:53 PM by mikey

Comments

joshua said:

if only it worked on people quite as well as it did on electronics...
# February 27, 2006 11:33 PM

Matt said:

I agree with Josh. "Percussive maintenance" could become the latest craze. "Why bother pussyfootin' it? Whack the damn thing!"

IT the world 'round will cheer in rapture. Managers will look at the results and think, "huh. Well all right then." You'll become famous and wealthy with your highly-lauded series "The Seven Habits Of Concussively Corrective People".

Genius. PURE genius.



# March 14, 2006 1:17 PM
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