It's all about meme
three names you go by:
1. mikey
2. DiseasedMink
3. EvilCodeMonkey
three screen names you have had:
1. BigBlackGlasses (on LiveJournal)
2. Mikey
3. UnreliableNarr8r
three physical things you like about yourself:
1. My eyes.
2. The 50 lbs I've lost
3. um... my chin?
three parts of your heritage:
1. Evil.
three things that scare you:
1. Spiders.
2. Failure.
3. Spiders who fail.
three of your everyday essentials:
1. Carbonated Water
2. My Portable Media Center
3. My Laptop
three physical things you don’t like about yourself:
1. Still too fat
2. Penis is too long
3. No super powers.
three of your favorite musical artists:
1. Yellowcard
2. They Might Be Giants
3. Tenacious D
three of your favorite songs:
1. Birdhouse (TMBG)
2. Memories of You (Yellowcard)
3. Happiness (Mathew Sweet)
three things that you’re wearing:
1. I'm actually doing this while I'm in bed.
Which means I'm naked.
three things you want in a relationship
1. Trust
2. Attraction
3. Interop
three lies and truths in no particular order:
1. I have a vicious temper.
2. I moved to Dallas in April 2005.
3. I’ve masturbated on webcam.
three physical things about the opposite sex that appeals to you:
1. Eyes.
2. Hair.
3. Boobles
three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Getting a new hobby
three things you want to do really badly now:
1. Obliterate the south
2. Sleep.
3. Go on an insane killing rampage, and eat the hearts of those I have vanquished.
three careers you’re considering/you’ve considered:
1. Rock Star
2. Actor
3. Geek.
three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Hong Kong
2. Ireland
3. Vegas
three kid’s names you like:
1. Iain
2. Scoobybinmincocoa
3. Trillian
three things you want to do before you die:
1. Make a pact with pure evil
2. Bring about the end of the civilized world
3. Drive a convertable
three ways that you are stereotypically a boy:
1. I have a penis.
2. I like boobies.
3. I will typically get lost enroute to wherever I'm going.
three ways that you are stereotypically a girl:
1. I sort of clean my place up
2. I occasionally do dishes.
3. Uh... I like boobies.
three celeb crushes:
Fuck this.