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Who is the Carver?

I'm totally addicted to Nip/Tuck on FX.  If you don't know anything about it, go use MSN Search to figure it out.

Anyway, while I was watching it tonight, there was a commercial on advertising a WEBPAGE for The Carver!!!  The Carver has a MySpace page, and it's freaky.  There's a video on it - and there are two frames near the end that are a little out of place, I think.  Are they clues as to who The Carver really is?  I don't know.  Mostly because I don't know what the pictures are of.  You tell me.

Pic 1

Pic 2

So who do you think it is?

Update: So, Joaner noticed that one of the pictures is an eye, which is true (see comments).  And the one I uploaded is pretty blurry, so I didn't notice it until I saw it on someone else's site.  The other picture is a forehead.  However, I think Joaner is wrong about who's eye it is.  I think it's Julia's.  Both pictures seem to have their vertical dimensions stretched out of proportion, so they don't fit together evenly, but they do fit together. 

I don't think Julia is the Carver - though she did kill that gerbil in the first season, and ... well, if you didn't see last week's show, I won't say any more... - I think she's the Carver's next victim; or she's at least on his/her list. 

Another Update:  So here's who I think the Carver is.  If you recall, there was another surgeon on the show in the previous seasons named Merril Bobolit.  He always had a rivalry with Sean and Christian, and eventually lost his practice because of something to do with a dog (I haven't seen that episode for a while, so I don't remember anymore...).  In season two, he came back to the show and was operating in a very substandard sort of way... yadda, yadda, yadda...  in other words, he went batshit crazy. 

He's the Carver.

Posted: Tuesday, December 06, 2005 11:09 PM by mikey

Comments

marie b. said:

i think it's quentin.
# December 7, 2005 2:39 PM

marie b. said:

what the crap? i meant matt. quentin's too obvious.
# December 7, 2005 2:41 PM

Joaner said:

Liz. I think it's Liz. But I've also thought it was Quentin, Matt (I so want to slap him right now), That other doctor with the bad hair that was after Kimber, I thought it was Kimber for a while too. I love that this show has me thinking it's a different person all the time.
# December 8, 2005 8:01 AM

Joaner said:

# December 8, 2005 8:09 AM

mikey said:

I don't know. Liz has the right medical knowledge about putting people under, but she always seems so sweet and caring about the human condition. Besides, she's been in the show since the start, and if she were really that fucked up, you would have thought that she'd been slicing people up all along.

That, and it doesn't look like the carver has boobs. They could be taped down, I suppose, but - and I'm no expert on boobs here - you'd think you'd still see them. And Liz is pretty big...

I know the writer/creator dude seemed to imply that it's a regular, but I'm thinking it's that guy from last season - the plastic surgeon that Christian traded with (Kimber for a sports car, or something like that). He came back for an episode and was batshit crazy, so that might work out...
# December 8, 2005 10:36 PM

joaner said:

SO I'm sure I'm seeing things but......at the end of the video, the two out of place frames you talked about. The second on was a bit distorted on your site so I went and watched again and for the life of me I think that might be a shot of Quentin's eye but upside-down. I've got to stop looking at this stuff!
# December 9, 2005 12:06 PM

joaner said:

Mikey.....There are two new video's on the myspace site. Check them out. Let me know what you think.
# December 12, 2005 12:13 PM

marie b. said:

isn't Merril the guy who sliced his own face off? might be why he wears the mask, among other reasons.

i still say it's Matt, though.
# December 12, 2005 12:55 PM

mikey said:

Yes. Merril is the guy who cut his own face off.

I'll check the videos tonight, Joaner - but I get the feeling that they're deliberately misleading.
# December 12, 2005 1:25 PM

joaner said:

So...Did you watch tonight?
# December 13, 2005 11:17 PM

mikey said:

I did.

And I still think it's Merril.
# December 14, 2005 2:32 AM

Joaner said:

After watching the previews for next week I am wondering about my own conclusions. Last night was the first time in a while I saw the Matt that I liked. I knew that Ariel has issues but bleaching her face because she wasn't white enough......WOW.
# December 14, 2005 10:43 AM

mikey said:

Totally. Last night it seemed like Matt was finally beginning to understand what he had really gotten himself into.

That girl is friggin' crazy. But still, I'd hit it.
# December 14, 2005 11:45 AM

marie b. said:

so . . that ending sucked.
# December 20, 2005 11:16 PM

joaner said:

I liked the show. The Matt/Cherry story line was well done. Again, I can see the Matt that I love to watch. Julia/Sean, What is with this woman? How wishy-washy can she be! I love you, I hate you, I'm not having your baby, I am having your baby, There's something wrong with the baby but I won't tell you about it but I will raise your hopes and get back together with you....ARGH!!!! The Carver -- Quentin was the obvious choice, too obvious I thought. How twisted. A Co-Carver and it is his sister. Keep thinking back when Christian, Kimber, Quentin, and Kat were all in bed. He has no Penis? Huh? No one noticed all these times. The fact that they were out poolside sipping sangria was funny to me.

Funniest moment…Liz trying to explain the sperm bank visits.
Great line… Quentin to Christian. How manly did you feel when I was boning your tight, white ass, pretty boy?
Stupid moment… Why was Gina even brought in to the episode. I though this was unnecessary.

OK now I am being picky. Must go! Thanks for the 2am recap Mikey!
# December 21, 2005 11:21 AM
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