December 2005 - Posts
Dear R., You're a fucking shit-eating criminal, and I have the right to kill you. ... should I choose to, but I have a morbid curiosity to see where this goes. I met you at a bar this evening, and one of my friends accused you of being a Russian spy.
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So, I hope everyone had a good holiday. And while we're on the topic of holidays, Kong was a steaming piece of shit. I know those things have nothing to do with one another, but I couldn't think of a better way to get right to the point. The day before
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You should probably blog more often. And you might want to have something of substance to say once in a while. I'm sure Fuzzy is pissed about it. Not that that really matters. Signed, Mikey. So, I'm probably the last person on the planet to find out about
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Lima, lentil, soy, and pinto, Navy, northern, and garbanzo, Kidneys and frijoles negros, I love beans! I love beans, woo woo woo! I love beans, how 'bout you? High in fiber, low in fat. Hey, I bet you didn't know that! When I eat beans I sit in my own
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I'm totally addicted to Nip/Tuck on FX. If you don't know anything about it, go use MSN Search to figure it out. Anyway, while I was watching it tonight, there was a commercial on advertising a WEBPAGE for The Carver!!! The Carver has a MySpace page,
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or is there a striking similarity here?
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Ten random things you might not know about me. I only broken one bone - my middle finger. I broke it while trying to do a handstand. I hate people, but I love being in front of crowds I am stubborn. I judge people's driving ability on their choice of
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