A Serious Geek Moment
A coworker came in to my office to ask me a question. When I had answered it, he said "Thanks" (well, actually, he said "Gratze", but I was nice enough to translate for you bastards). In my head, I prepared my carefully worded response: "No problem." However, when it came time for me to speak those words, they came out "NP".
That's how I say "No problem" over MSN Messenger/AIM/etc... not in real life. Never in real life. What the hell is wrong with me?