Meh
1.Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Joseph Kennedy
2. Where was your first kiss?
In the parking lot of some terrible country bar. Let's not talk about this.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property?
Only evil, faceless corporate entities.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
No.
5. Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people?
That's sort of a side effect of being in choir.
6. What’s the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Well, obviously I notice physical attributes (read: breasts). The ability to form a complete sentence is a close second.
7. What really turns you on?
Smart women. With nice breasts.
8. What do you order at Starbucks?
Typically, I order chai tea if I go, but Starbucks isn't a typical hangout for me.
9. What is your biggest mistake?
You haven't been paying attention, have you?
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
I intentionally went to see the Spice Girls' movie in the theater. Does that count?
11. Say something totally random about yourself.
I have three nipples.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Not to my face.
13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Well, I still watch cartoons, but not the ones for kids.
14. Did you have braces?
No.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
I've never really thought about that. I guess that's a 'yes'.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
Someone made me a blanket and a pillow case once. It was the sweetest thing...
17. When do you know it’s love?
When it hurts.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
C#, Visual Basic, Java... oh... you meant spoken languages?
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Nope.
20. What magazines do you read?
Whatever's in the waiting room.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yeah. Twice, I think.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
What kind of a retarded fucking question is this?
23. Do you watch mtv?
I would sooner eat my own penis.
24. What’s something that really annoys you?
MTV. Stupid people. But I repeat myself...
25. What’s something you really like?
A cappella arrangements of contemporary songs.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Nope. Hope he dies. Soon.
27. Can you dance?
Perhaps you've failed to notice that I'm white...
28. What’s the latest you have ever stayed up?
I don't know... I'm pretty sick of this thing right now.
29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No.
30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
No. Typically, I just copy them onto my blog and change the answers.