October 2005 - Posts
This weekend, Lance and I saw a gorgeous woman playing accordion on the the corner of Pine and 2nd in Seattle. I didn't say anything to her because I'm a big fucking pussy, but I did write an "I Saw You" ad in a local paper (see article about the accordion
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"So there's me an' Amy , and we're all inseparable , right? Just big time in love, then four months down the road, the idiot gear kicks in, and I ask about the ex-boyfriend -- which, as we all know, is a really dumb move -- but, you know how it is, you
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I'm not sure who this fucker is, but I feel his pain.
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I went to Ashley's Halloween party last night - holy crap (no pun intended) - it was a rockin party. Check out the pics here and here . I would be the one dressed like Jesus.
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1.Name someone with the same birthday as you. Joseph Kennedy 2. Where was your first kiss? In the parking lot of some terrible country bar. Let's not talk about this. 3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property? Only evil, faceless corporate
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If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing poorly so that someone who is far more skilled than you are will eventually have to do it. -Ancient Chinese Proverb... or, at least, it would have been if they weren't such fucking overachievers
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I burned a hole in a girl's dress last night. I was in a bar with Mom.com last night, drinking heavily as a way to escape a mindfuck that had recently struck me. Mom.com decided that it was time for her to go to bed, so she went up to her hotel room.
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Fuzzy and I had nothing to talk about today. That, in and of itself is not significant. What is significant is ... well... nothing about it was significant. I'm sorry for wasting your time. Whipping Boy says: If I had to use a single word to describe
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You may have noticed that I deleted my last post. I wrote it while I was pretty fucked up, and I thought it was damned funny. As it turns out, it wasn't.
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