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Mom.com probably shouldn't read this one...

... and definitely shouldn't post her results in the comments section.

I took the Sexual Hell test on OKCupid.com. Here are the results:

HELL LEVEL 2
Raw score: 80%

You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms.

Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above all you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people were honest with themselves, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames.

AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 67% on hellishness

Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Posted: Saturday, August 27, 2005 6:56 PM by mikey

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marie b. said:

i'll try to contain my amazement.

here's mine. what can i say? i'm amazing.

HELL LEVEL 3
Raw score: 85%
There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.

I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.

AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

# August 27, 2005 10:06 PM

Dominic said:

Hell level 1!
Raw score: 57%

# August 27, 2005 10:55 PM

Mr. Nathan said:

Here's mine

HELL LEVEL 3
Raw score: 95%
There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.

I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.

AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

# August 28, 2005 10:53 AM

mikey said:

Well shit... and I thought I was special...

# August 28, 2005 1:46 PM

Ferret said:

ok now how the hell did Nate get a 95%? Actually i don't thinki wanna know

HELL LEVEL 3
Raw score: 90%
There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.

I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.

AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

# August 28, 2005 10:58 PM

Iki said:

Hmmm. I got Hell Level 2, raw score 71%. I'd be down there with marie b. but I took some of those questions to mean would I today, not have I ever. You know... been there, done that... not doing that again. *lol*

# August 29, 2005 7:17 AM

Joaner said:

HELL LEVEL 3
Raw score: 90%
There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.

I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.

AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 79% on hellishness

# August 31, 2005 3:33 PM

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