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August 2005 - Posts

Selective Reality
[21:48] Dominic : Fancy joning me in the gym? [21:48] Every1LuvsMikey: now? [21:48] Dominic: yeth [21:48] Every1LuvsMikey: no [21:48] Every1LuvsMikey: this is actually past my bedtime [21:48] Dominic: :-O [21:49] Every1LuvsMikey: besides - this is my Read More...
New color
My hair is pink now. That is all. Read More...
Mom.com probably shouldn't read this one...
... and definitely shouldn't post her results in the comments section. I took the Sexual Hell test on OKCupid.com. Here are the results: HELL LEVEL 2 Raw score: 80% You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however Read More...
There are horror movies that are gay...
... and then there are gay horror movies, apparently. Ashley and I went to go see Broken Flowers last night - great movie, by the way - and one of the previews was for a gay horror movie. That is to say, the movie was about a gay romance over Halloween, Read More...
Why I'm Doing What I'm Doing
Enough people have asked me why it is that I'm doing the shit I'm doing (piercing, hair color, etc) that I thought I'd write a post about it. So, here's the down low on the up... uh... skirt. The truthful answer is that I've always wanted to do this. Read More...
Officially hardcore [updated]
So, yesterday I went through with it . There are pictures up in the gallery . I'll blog more about it later - I'm trying to do something besides sit around on the computer all day today. Ok - so the trying to do something different didn't exactly happen. Read More...
Vacationing in Aruba
<InsensitiveBastard> It has been 80-some days since that blonde girl disappeared in Aruba. Guess what - probably not gonna show up alive somewhere. Give the fuck up. Now, of course I don't expect the family to give up - and I'm not suggesting they Read More...
Rock The Vote: Eyebrow Piercing 2005
Ok people, let your voice be heard. Power to the people. Mikey + Eyebrow Piercing: yay or nay? What say you? Name and town, name and town, name and town if you wish to opine. Read More...
Longing for sleep
I'm back into my neverending cycle of sleepless nights. When I first moved to Seattle, the problem went away. I can honestly say that I have never slept better than the first month or so that I lived here. I would fall asleep at a reasonable time in the Read More...
Colin rocks my socks off
My good friend, Mr. Colin Timothy Gagnon (the esteemed designer of such titles as Captain Spleen (link 5 is the only one that works) and Yarf! (which I can't find a link for)) has just relelased a tribute album to Rocky Horror . Done entirely with PC Read More...
People are dumb animals
So, ok. For future reference, selling people crappy laptops will drive them batshit crazy . So batshit crazy, in fact, that they'll run over people with their cars, piss themselves instead of giving up their place in line, and trample old people and infants. Read More...
I don't care what people say...
... talking about eating baby seals is some funny shit. Read More...
I can't really complain...
I was going to say some things of an editorial nature about this article over on Fark , but then I realized that I actually do this. It's highly uncommon to find me at work without my music playing over headphones or my computer speakers (when my roommate Read More...
Filler, but not of the bunny variety
When you look at yourself in the mirror, what’s the first thing you look at? How badly I need to shave. How much cash do you have on you right now? None. What’s a word that rhymes with “TEST”? Breast. Come on now... was that really not obvious? Favourite Read More...
Funniest. War. Evar.
OMGx0rs! Hitler never stood a chance... he's such teh n00b. Read More...
In my opinion, the drug is ready
I've been listening to the Brain Candy soundtrack pretty solid for the last few days. It's just the right balance of dark, light and weird to entertain me at the moment. That's where the title of this post came from. To be honest, this post has nothing Read More...
New Rule: Tell me when I'm being stupid
Every now and then, everyone will probably do something that is - for all intents and purposes - the exact wrong thing to do. And in those instances, our friends will probably understand that it is - for all intents and purposes - the exact wrong thing Read More...
Confessing My Sins - 08-08-2005
Losing her was the worst mistake I ever let myself make. Read More...
Million Dollar Mikey
I received a post card in the mail today from some company in Florida. It said that they had been trying to contact me and wanted me to call some phone number to talk to them. I knew right away it was either some bastards trying to sell me something or Read More...
For Fuzzy
Fuzzy BLOG SOMETHING, GODDAMMIT!!! Read More...
One of those days
I'm not entirely sure why, but I'm in a terribly pissy mood today. It's as though everything that could possibly piss me off got together and ganged up on me in a concerted effort to ruin today in ways that words can't explain - which, of course, means Read More...
Sushi
Went out for sushi with Dom and Andy tonight (total aside: Yeah - I go between using fake and real names for people all the time. Deal with it), and it was good. There's just something delightful about being filled with raw fish. And rice. I'm tentatively Read More...
I'm home
I've just gotten back to my apartment in Kirkland, and it has never felt so good to be at home. It's not that I didn't enjoy my time with my friends and family - I did. It's that Washington, and especially the Seattle area have really become my new home. Read More...
In [an extremely long] Summary
It's 9:30ish on Monday morning CDT (though those of you out there who are smart enough to read the timestamp on the post probably already guessed that). I'm coming home to Seattle today and I'm really looking forward to it. It's not that I don't like Read More...