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Spring Cleaning
It's "cleaning shit out of my car" day, here on BBG. For those of you who have never had the opportunity to participate in my car (because that's really what it is - nobody just rides... it's an interactive experience), I have a tendency to collect things that I think may be of no value later on, and store them in my car. This, as you may imagine, builds up and finally results in my getting pissed and throwing huge amounts of junk away.

This morning, I cleaned it while I was driving. I don't think I'm going to do that again.

So, for those of you who are interested, here's an incomplete inventory of what was removed from my vehicle this morning:

  • Straw Wrappers (~ x10)
  • Imodium AD capsules (x2)
  • Bottle of Water (how the hell did that get in here?)
  • Badly scratched CD-RW disc (x2)
  • CD with illicit mix of Dar Williams songs
  • CD with 1 a cappella song on it
  • CD entitled "Mike's Whitewater Can Eat My Ass Mix"
  • CD of The Spine that is too badly scratched to play
  • CD of miscellaneous Moxy Fruvous songs
  • An unlabeled CD that contained a song by Shakira. Who the hell was in my car?
  • A business card for the place I used to get my hair cut in Wisconsin
  • Receipts for some stuff I apparently bought
I'll leave it up to the reader as to whether or not this exercise has been satisfying enough. It really worked for me.
Posted: Thursday, July 21, 2005 9:26 AM by mikey

Comments

marie b. said:

water and shakira? what the crap? are you gay now?
# July 21, 2005 6:32 PM

Mikey said:

I'm pretty sure the guy who broke into my car left those there...
# July 21, 2005 11:17 PM
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