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The Department of Homeland Security has recently upgraded my hair color from 'medium brown' to 'blue'.  They have said in a press statement that this change in my hair color does not indicate a change in the current terror threat level (which is at plaid, I think), and that the American public should continue about its business.

That is all.

Posted: Tuesday, July 19, 2005 7:15 AM by mikey

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Mr. Nathan said:

We're all going to die :: Screams ::
# July 20, 2005 12:13 PM

mikey said:

Yeah, but that was gonna happen anyway.
# July 20, 2005 6:55 PM

marie b. said:

i demand photos.
# July 21, 2005 6:32 PM
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