July 2005 - Posts
So last night was Fight Club night for Fuzzy . I went along to see what was what, and watch someone get the crap beat out of them. I arrived about 45 minutes (maybe 30) before Fuzzy and his girlfriend arrived... Words cannot describe the terror I felt.
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I'm back in Wisconsin for a week of vacation - and, of course, I'm getting sick. My throat hurts so much that it's difficult to talk, and my sinuses are draining in what can only be described as terribly, terribly sexy way. It's totally hot. I had originally
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It's "cleaning shit out of my car" day, here on BBG. For those of you who have never had the opportunity to participate in my car (because that's really what it is - nobody just rides... it's an interactive experience), I have a tendency to collect things
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It used to be my goal in life to kick a bird.
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The Department of Homeland Security has recently upgraded my hair color from 'medium brown' to 'blue'. They have said in a press statement that this change in my hair color does not indicate a change in the current terror threat level (which is at plaid,
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... because I do. It's 6:30 in the morning. I know that because that's what the clock next to my bed says. My cell phone, and three computers agree on that one. I also know this because the sun is lazily making its way into the sky with it's typical Didn't
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I'm back in Seattle after having been in Minneapolis over the weekend. Matt's wedding was great. It's a special warm feeling to see a close friend be that happy with someone. I wish the best for both of them. They totally rock together. I had forgotten
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I get to see my friends tomorrow, and I can't wait for it. While that may sound rather unimpressive, it's one of the biggest things that's happened to me in a while. See, one of my best friends from High School is getting married that weekend, so I'm
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I'm sorry - I just have to announce this to the world. Kari Bryon , of MythBusters fame, is brutally hot. Not just because she's beautiful (though she is) but because she's SMART. Damn, that's sexy !
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I did punch a baby once... in anger. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick. Note: For those of you out there who are too bloody stupid to realize that my sin confessions are totally apocryphal, go do something profoundly dangerous. Without
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